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What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being!

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If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. By Sheryl Sandberg

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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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