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What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being!

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Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless. By Jamie Paolinetti

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Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.

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Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

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